YOUR FAVOURITE CARB-BASED WAR CRIMINAL!•FLUFFY. FURIOUS. FERMENTED.•CATLOAF: CARBS, CHAOS, CONTEMPT•KNEADED BY FATE. DRIVEN BY HATE•THE SKIES WILL BURN•CRUSTY ON THE OUTSIDE, DEAD ON THE INSIDE•FUCK THE COMMUNITY•
YOUR FAVOURITE CARB-BASED WAR CRIMINAL!•FLUFFY. FURIOUS. FERMENTED.•CATLOAF: CARBS, CHAOS, CONTEMPT•KNEADED BY FATE. DRIVEN BY HATE•THE SKIES WILL BURN•CRUSTY ON THE OUTSIDE, DEAD ON THE INSIDE•FUCK THE COMMUNITY•
Listen, human.
Owning a CATLOAF NFT means you are marginally less useless than the rest of humanity. You'll stack
HXP points at speeds that would melt your feeble mind, aided by multipliers. You'll pay fewer
fees, because I've decided you're worth slightly more than nothing.
Remember: when your fragile society finally collapses under the weight of its own greed, you'll still
have me. I won't save you, but knowing you own a piece of my empire might take the sting out while
the pigeons pick at the ruins.